Friday, December 01, 2006

Shaken, stirred, or just plain drunk?


It seems the latest product to enter the food classification row is vodka!!

Different countries make it in different ways, and seeing as though the word comes from the Russian (and Polish) word for water there are those that feel that only certain methods of distillery should be allowed to call the final product vodka.

Do we really care?

Well, actually we (and by we, I do of course mean the EU) do (does). The matter is being taken seriously.

My question is, of course, how do the politicians, and doubtless other civil servants, plan on making a sober judgment? I suspect the companies involved will be plying them with quantities of the aforementioned liquid in order to convince them their product is the real deal.

For a fuller picture of the story behind food classifications see my article from last March.

And in another self-advertising plug, I am involved in a new journalism website called Altvoices, which will go live in the next week or so. Please visit and let us know what you think.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Artistic licence

This is the winning design in a competition for a logo to celebrate the half centeniary of the signing of the treat of Rome. It was designed by a Polish art student, who won £4,000 for his efforts.

"This logo gives a graphic interpretation to the voice of all Europeans, especially the new generations," says the competition website.

"These Europeans look for peace, stability and prosperity without taking anything away from their rights of individuality and diversity."

It adds: "The word 'together' expresses in a simple and immediate way what was originally bound to the idea of Europe: not only politics, or money, or geographic boundaries, but most of all co-operation and solidarity."

It also praises the irony "inspired by fashion labels".

Friday, August 18, 2006

A super dooper triple latte with extra cream

I am finally in the later stages of writing my dissertation, and came accross this which I thought I'd share with you. It's actually my translation into English of a Spanish version of a Frenchman's text in English- very European if you ask me!!!

Anyway, it's a quote from George Steiner's "An idea of Europe", in which the learned writer explains the essence of Europe.

"From the favourite haunt of Pessoa in Lisbon, to the coffee houses of Odessa, where Isaak Babel’s gangsters would hang out; From the cafés of Copenhagen, which Kierkegaard famously walked past, to the bars of Palermo. If we follow the map of the cafés, we find one of the essential ingredients of Europe. It is the ideal place for a date and for conspiracies, for intellectual debate or gossip, for the layabout, the poet or the physicist."

I think he has a point except that he says that we can't include the UK in this because a) We don't drink coffee, which is suppose is kind of true, and b) the pub does not fulfil the same role as a cafe, which I'd completely disagree with, because many a great plan has been debated over a pint...

I thought this was the ideal opportunity to recite the infamous tale of Winston Churchill, who after having a few drinks came across a female MP.

MP- Prime Minister! You're drunk!

WC- Ah yes. And you're ugly. The difference is, I shall be sober in the morning.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Hooligans

Interesting commentary on Sky Sports last night.

The Juventus fans set fire to something inside the stadium in disgust at their poor performance against Arsenal.

The anchorman said that "it was perfectly acceptable in Italy, and Spain for that matter." The tone of voice was very much, well we wouldn't do that in England would we.

Because of course, British footbal fans have such a spotless record!!!!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Brain drain


Yesterday, was an interesting article in The Times telling us what we have all feared for years.

Yes, that's right, the Germans are more intelligent than us. But, at least we're smarter than the French...

What struck me is that the paper in question felt the need to point out this fact. To come eight in a list of 23, doesn't seem that bad to me.

And in any case, why did they choose these two particualar countries to highlight. The Dutch are on the same level as the Germans, and they could just as easily chosen Spain or Turkey, both of which are further down the list.

But then who cares about them.

Funny how you can have particular hang ups about particular country. I am reminded of a conversation I had with a Frenchman a couple of weeks ago. Neither of us could explain it, and the only conclusion we could come to was that between us there is a "relation speciale".

Oh, and while I'm at it, did everyone catch the story about Jacques Chirac, who stormed out of a meeting because one of his countrymen spoke in the language of Shakespeare because it is "the language of business".

Maybe Monsieur Chirac would be interested to learn that French is still flourishing in the UK. There can't be many parliaments in the world which use a foreign language to approve legislation. "La Reyne le veult"

Go figure.

Monday, March 20, 2006

A rosé by any other name

For those of us who can’t tell Champagne from sparkling white wine, it can often seem like squabbling over nothing.
Why do certain food need special status?

It has become increasingly important to know where our food comes from. Not just for health reasons, but also, as consumers become more discerning, as a guarantee of quality.

Besides, the protection of food names is a small part of a bigger issue of retaining local identity in a world of supranational government and globalisation.

In the 18th century, French gourmet Anthelme Brillat-Savarin wrote: “Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are.” He is right to the extent that food can be one of the most easily identifiable characteristics of a group of people.

Ask someone to think of Italy, and up there with Da Vinci, the mafia, the Colosseum and Venice come pizza and pasta.

Ask an Englishman what he associates with the word Yorkshire, and there’s a good chance he’ll say pudding.

Any attempt to preserve and protect our culinary heritage should be applauded. But, for many, protecting particular food names is little more than an over-hyped trade dispute.

The current discussions about changes to the EU food classification system come partly as a result of American and Australian complaints to the World Trade Organisation that this is just another form of trade barrier to protect European produce from imports.

In many ways, it’s a convincing argument. Numerous studies have shown that there are great benefits to having protected status. One study shows that it can add an 18 per cent premium to a product, which means a good rise in profit.

There can also be other benefits. For example, Welsh sheep farmers are eligible for increased subsidies from the government in order to promote Welsh lamb as a regional speciality.

For those of the losing end of a decision the costs can be high.

Last year, a Yorkshire company contested the right to call their cheese “Yorkshire Feta”, following an EU decision that the name “Feta” should be the sole preserve of Greece. The company, Shepherd’s Purse Cheese, said that rebranding and remarketing their product would be very expensive.

The classification system itself can seem quite complicated, although there are only three categories.

Protected Designation of Origin (PDO) refers to food produced, processed and prepared in a given geographical area using recognised know-how. Protected Geographical Indication (PGI) is for products where the geographical link occurs at the production, processing or preparation stage. And finally, Traditional Speciality Guaranteed (TSG) highlights a product’s traditional character, either in ingredients or means of production.

It has a tendency to sound like politicians trying to complicate something which is in reality quite simple, but there is heated debate over what should or should not receive protected status.

For natural products it’s easier to distinguish. Jersey potatoes are protected because they are only found in Jersey. Brussels sprouts, on the other hand, are not only found in the Belgian capital, and therefore do not enjoy any special status.

But as we have seen with feta cheese, the debate over which has been raging for almost four years, the classification of prepared food can be much more complicated.

It would seem that having your food recognised by official organisations as being unique is just as important for those involved as, say, minority languages are for others. There are many more issues that are important to only small groups of people.

Among the many bodies and institutions that make up the EU there is what is called the Committee of the Regions. Set up by the Maastricht treaty of 2002, the idea is that by having another layer of representation, the EU gives a voice to local and regional authorities.

Some of the regions are based on historical entities, such as Wales, Catalonia in north-eastern Spain, or Flanders, the northern part of Belgium. Others are purely administrative regions arbitrarily decided on by parliaments, such as South-East England.

Some regions are more prominent than others, and it’s generally those who have an axe to grind with their national parliaments who heartily support notions of regional committees. It allows their views to be transmitted directly to Brussels rather than being filtered through the various stages of government.

It can be very easy for those national governments sitting in the capital to become distanced from what is happening locally, and the Committee of the Regions is one way of bridging that gap.

Of course, it’s still politicians talking to politicians, but it’s a start.

In some of the regions members of the local population would prefer to bypass national government altogether. Indeed, some look to the EU as a way through which they might be able to gain their independence from their ‘state’.

One such group of people are the Basques, whose ‘country’ straddles the French-Spanish border at the western end of the Pyrenees. Some people there believe a more powerful Europe would enable them to stop having to deal with Madrid and Paris and strike out on their own under the umbrella of the EU.

While we are unlikely to witness the end of the nation-state for some time yet, the relevance of regional authorities is clearly a very important characteristic of Europe today.

Understanding regional identity is important for the European project as whole. If people consider themselves Breton and not French, it could be very difficult to make them feel European.

In Spain at the moment, the issue of increasing the power of the Catalan government is being debated, as is the terminology used to define Catalonia. Is it a region, a country, a community?

There are members of the current Catalan government who’d like to see complete independence from Spain.

Something which would of course be celebrated with a glass of Champagne, or rather Cava as their sparkling white wine is called.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Englishness


At the moment I am reading a book called "Watching the English: The hidden rules if English behaviour" by Kate Fox.

It's a great book and I'd recommend it to anybody. It's well written, amusing, and, for the English out there, cringeworthingly accurate.

I'd like to share a little excerpt with you that I found particularly insightful.

"Even on the rare occasions when we [the English] are roused to passionate dispute, we usually end up with a compromise. The English Civil War was fought between supporters of the monarchy and supporters of Parliament-and what did we end up with? Well, er, both. We are not keen on dramatic change, revolutions, sudden uprisings and upheavals. A truly English protest march would see us all chanting; 'What do we want? GRADUAL CHANGE ! When do we want it? IN DUE COURSE!'"

Perhaps I should apologise to Ms Fox about blatant breach of copyright and downright cheek for reprinting her work here without permission. But, I figure, if she's as English as defined in her book, she's more likely to have a moan about it to her friends, than contact me.